25 November 2006
Tank 7 gone evil
Posted by Irene, onboard the Esperanza
It is a fortunate fact for you dear reader that smells can’t be broadcasted over the internet (yet). Something has gone horribly wrong in the sewage system, and the result is mainly noticeable in the shower closest to our cabin. There is a mysterious haze, and strange noises were earlier heard from the drain. And the stench will haunt me in my worst nightmares. It was suggested we sacrifice a virgin to mitigate the wrath of the evil stinky monster who lives down there. However none was to be found. Or at least nobody volunteered.It is not all pretty sunsets out here.
Comments
Hey there Irene...,
...and my heart goes out to you. Perhaps it's destiny to make you all feel a little closer (humor). Realizing you're probably seriously considering kidnapping a nun from a monestary somewhere by now, I've another suggestion. Why don't you connect a long pipe from the drain to the back of the ship, ...and then light a match. Maybe you'll get to where you're going quick. It's just a thought, ...take good care
Posted by: Grateful Child at November 27, 2006 4:26 PM
Hah! Thanks for the advice, will suggest that, but I fear we might just end up blowing up our ship that way.
Take care you too!
Posted by: Irene at November 27, 2006 5:16 PM
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