Can't beat The Onion for nuke one-liners
America's Finest (Parody) News Source gave me a chuckle with this faux vox pop quotation about the Japanese nuclear reactor fire this week: "What a shame. In every other respect, that earthquake zone was the perfect place to build a nuclear reactor."
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Japan Times -- not a parody paper -- quotes a Tepco (nuclear power company) spokesperson saying such confidence-instilling stuff as:
"We did not assume an earthquake of this magnitude at the time of designing the nuclear power plant. After looking at aftershock location data, we have come to realize a fault lies right below the plant."
Posted by: Homer | July 19, 2007 10:43 AM