Apart from complaining that they haven't been nominated for a Webby - unlike us, Woohoo! found this cushy job ad on Metafilter - bloody frightening!. All you need is US citizenship, a truncheon and to be able to speak English. You don't need to know the place where the job is based cos they give you a map. Apparently you don't need any skills such as an appreciation for the culture, sensitivity to the current situation or speaking the local language to be able to do the job.